If These Pictures Could Speak...

Before I fell into fashion, I used to go by the title of writer. Although I haven't written a script in quite some time, these celebrity/designer couple pictures from the Met Ball had me wishing I could add some dialogue to express these priceless facial expressions.

Well, I'm about to make my wish come true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I love that I can still pull off my Sex and the City promo face."

Valentino: "I'm so amped for some champagne later..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

David Neville: "How much closer are these photographers gonna come?"

Candice Swanepoel: "Daai bordjie daar bo is waaragtig in Afrikaans!"

Marcus Wainwright: "Yeeeeeah, this was such a bad idea."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anja Rubik: "I'm still seriously pissed off about those bandits stealing half my dress."

Eddie Borgo: "That's life, my dear. Just deal."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kate Mulleavy: "I realise I'm not wearing heels - I'm mortified."

Laura Mulleavy: "Stealing all Kate's heels - this is my most evil prank to date."

Kirsten Dunst: "I've got this whole 'best dressed' thing in the bag!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lazaro Hernandez: "In all my wisdom, I've decided maybe Isabel's look isn't quie formal enough for this event."

Isabel Lucas: "Too little too late, genious."

Jack McCollough: "Every year."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thakoon: (through his teeth) "Just smile and pray Anna Wintour doesn't find out I made your dress.

Christina Ricci: (whispers back) "She knoooooows!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lana Del Rey: "Baby, you and I... We were born to die."

Joseph Altuzarra: "What?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kristen Stewart: "I'm totally working this look."

Nicolas Ghesquière: "This is me smiling."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Emma Stone: "Can you believe it, Alber? It looks like we're the only happy ones here!"

Alber Elbaz: "I know. It's coz we're so cute!"